Address22 Swallow Street, Mayfair W1B 4QR
Nearest TubePiccadilly Circus
Open NightsWed · Thu · Fri · Sat
Doors Open10:30 pm – 4 am
Table Min. Spend£800 – £2,000
Dress CodeSmart dress required
MAYFAIR · W1J · COMMERCIAL, HOUSE & POP · OPEN 2026
The Cuckoo Club London
The Cuckoo Club on Swallow Street is one of Mayfair's most established VIP venues. Two floors, intimate booths, world-class DJs and a consistently stylish crowd make it the go-to for a reliable Friday or Saturday night in London.
The Cuckoo Club is at 22 Swallow Street, Mayfair W1B 4QR, and the nearest Tube is Piccadilly Circus. It opens on Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday, with doors from 10:30 pm until 4 am, and the music is Commercial, House & Pop. Guide table minimum spends run £800 – £2,000 a table, in a room that holds around 300.
The door expects smart dress required (Smart elegant — heels for ladies, smart shoes & shirt for gents. No sportswear, caps, sandals or trainers). See the The Cuckoo Club dress code for the detail and the table booking guide for prices by table.
We book tables with The Cuckoo Club's team directly. Message us on WhatsApp with your date, group size and budget; there's no booking fee.
Quick facts
| Area | Mayfair, London |
| Open nights | Wed / Thu / Fri / Sat |
| Music | Commercial, House & Pop |
| Dress code | Smart elegant — heels for ladies, smart shoes & shirt for gents. No sportswear, caps, sandals or trainers |
| Capacity | ~300 |
Table pricing at The Cuckoo Club
Floor table
From £1,500
Minimum spend per table — standard tables with full bottle service.
VIP table
From £3,000
Minimum spend per table — premium positions, best views and enhanced service.
Minimum spend is not an entry fee — it’s what you spend on drinks (premium spirits and champagne) at your table. Figures are indicative starting points and vary by night, group size and events. Message us for the exact minimum on your date.
Frequently asked questions
How do I book a VIP table at The Cuckoo Club?
Message us on WhatsApp with your preferred date, group size, and any special requirements. We'll confirm availability and secure your table directly with the venue.
What is the dress code at The Cuckoo Club?
The Cuckoo Club dress code is smart and elegant. Ladies are expected in heels with an elegant outfit; gentlemen in smart shoes, smart trousers and a dress or plain shirt. Sportswear, baseball caps, sandals, open-toe shoes and jerseys are not permitted.
How much is a table at The Cuckoo Club?
Table minimum spends at The Cuckoo Club change with the night, the table location and what’s on — busier nights and special events carry higher minimums. Send us your date and group size on WhatsApp and we’ll confirm the current minimum and the best table for your budget, with no booking fee.
Is there a charge for using your team?
No. Our service is completely free. We earn via our promoter relationships, so you pay nothing extra for our help securing your table.
