Book a VIP Table at The Cuckoo Club
MAYFAIR · COMMERCIAL, HOUSE & POP · Wed / Thu / Fri / Sat
The Cuckoo Club on Swallow Street is one of Mayfair's most established VIP venues. Two floors, intimate booths, world-class DJs and a consistently stylish crowd make it the go-to for a reliable Friday or Saturday night in London.
Guide minimum spends at The Cuckoo Club run £800 – £2,000 per table, depending on the night, the table's position and who is playing. The club opens on Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday, doors 10:30 pm to 4 am, at 22 Swallow Street, Mayfair W1B 4QR (nearest Tube: Piccadilly Circus). The minimum is spent on drinks at your table, not paid to us, and the venue confirms the exact figure for your date when we book.
What a table at The Cuckoo Club gets you
- Reserved seating for your group for the night
- Entry with your table booking, so you skip the general queue
- A host or server looking after your table
- Drinks to the value of the minimum spend (£800 – £2,000)
How to book
- Message us on WhatsApp with your date, group size and occasion.
- We check availability with The Cuckoo Club and come back with table options and minimums.
- Confirm the table. There's no booking fee and nothing to pay us.
- Arrive by your table time, give the booking name at the door and the team seats you.
The Cuckoo Club vs other Mayfair clubs
| Club | Open | Doors | Table minimum |
|---|---|---|---|
| Tape London | Tue, Fri, Sat, Sun | 11 pm – 5 am | £1,500 – £3,000 |
| The Cuckoo Club (this club) | Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat | 10:30 pm – 4 am | £800 – £2,000 |
| Maddox | Thu, Fri, Sat | 10 pm – 4 am | £1,000 – £2,500 |
| Selene London | Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat | 11 pm – 4 am | £800 – £1,500 |
| MNKY HSE | Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat | 11 pm – 4 am | £800 – £2,000 |
| Reign Showclub | Tue, Thu, Fri, Sat | 10 pm – 4 am | £1,500 – £5,000 |
| Maison Close | Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat | 11 pm – 5 am | £800 – £2,000 |
Guide minimum spends per table from each club's page. Compare every London club in the London VIP guide.
Frequently asked questions
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